REVIEW: Jungle Rescue Base

Fun with the set

It’s the end of a very long week in the jungle, and the Friends are hanging out at the Jungle Rescue Base after hours.

Olivia: “I’m, like, so famished!”
Emma: “You’re famished?! You’ve sat and had tea and scones all week!”
Olivi: “Hey, that’s, like, not true! I did work as well!”
Joanna: “Knock it off you two, you all worked hard this week!”

Olivia: “I still can’t believe you did that to Julian!”
Emma: “…Did what?”
Joanna: “Oh, I know… I wish I could stop doing things like that… but I hate having my picture taken!”

Joanna: “I… I should go and apologise to him… somehow…”
Olivia: “Well, I’m sure he’s, like, learned his lesson! He can be such a total jerk sometimes!”
Emma: “Um… yeah…”

Andrea: “Hey Stephanie, I wanna, like, use the shower first, okay?”
Stephanie: “Like, go right ahead, Andrea! But don’t, like, use up all the hot water this time, okay?”
Andrea: “It’s not my fault! My hair takes, like, soooo much longer to wash than yours!”
Stephanie: “Well don’t take too long, I want to, like, take off this sweaty shirt…”

EvilMode: “MMM-mmm-mmm.”
Julian: “Blimey, they’re all in one spot!
EvilMode: “You must be new ’round here, they’re always hanging out with each other! They’re like one big group of… whatever, man.”

EvilMode: “So I heard you’re handy with the camera, eh?”
Julian: “I do a little photography, sure. Don’t have me camera with me; I lost it when I… Gordon Bennett, it’s her!“
EvilMode: “Huh?”
Julian: “That girl! She tried to kill me!”
EvilMode: “Her? That girl with that fine a*** body?”
Julian: “That one! Oh crikey…”

Mia: “Hey you guys!”
Matthew: “Hola everyone!”
Stephanie: “O hai!”

Olivia: “Hey Mia, you made it!”
Mia: “Yeah, no thanks to Emma! She, like left me in the river!”
Emma: “I’m so sorry, I wasn’t thinking straight…”
Joanna: “Well, I’m sure it was all a misunderstanding, right?”

Stephanie: “Let me help you out of the boat, Matthew!”
Matthew: “Is okay, I manage… oooof!”
Stephanie: “Matthew!”

Mia: “Are you all right, Matthew?”
Matthew: “I okay, I just fall over…”
Stephanie: “You must be feeling, like, so tired!”
Matthew: “Now you mention it, I feel a little dizzy…”

Stephanie: “Here, let me, like, help you up.”
Matthew: “Gracias, you make me feel better.”
Joanna: “Sounds like such a cute couple!”

* giggling *

Andrea: “…”
Emma: “Are you okay Andrea? You haven’t moved!”
Andrea: “I’m… It’s nothing.”

Stephanie: “You’ve worked like so hard today, I’m gonna like, take care of you.”
Matthew: “Is okay Stephanie, really…”
Stephanie: “Like, no buts! You’re totally coming with me!”

Matthew: “Where you take me?”
Stephanie: “I’m, like, putting you to bed! I’m going to make you my famous soup…”
Olivia: “Famous soup?!”
Mia: “Like, Stephianie doesn’t know how to make soup!”
Emma: “It’s a secret recipe, she makes it for all her boyfriends…”

Andrea: “I need to be alone!”
Mia: “Andrea, what’s wrong?”

EvilMode: “Oh s***…”
Julian: “What just happened?”
EvilMode: “You’re really new around here, ain’t ‘ya? It’s obvious, man; she’s got the juice for Matthew.”
Julian: “Ohhhhh….”

Joanna: “Andrea, what’s the matter?”
Andrea: “Go away!”
Joanna: “Please, open the door! Whatever it is, we can talk about it!”
Mia: “Whatever it is, we’re so here for you!”
Olivia: “Yea, we’re your LEGO Friends!”
Andrea: “I don’t, like, wanna talk about it… just leave me alone.”

Joanna: “Andrea, hiding won’t help! Please, come out and talk to us!”
Andrea: “No!”
Mia: “Come on Joanna, let’s leave her alone for now.”

Joanna: “* sigh * I don’t know what’s gotten into her…”
Emma: “It was all so… sudden!”
Olivia: “Well, there’s like nothing we can do…”

EvilMode: “I would hit that in a minute.”
Julian: “Are you crazy?! She tried to kill me!”
EvilMode: “Well then which one would you smash?”
Julian: “… well… I think Emma’s hot…”
EvilMode: “Ooooooooooooh.”
Julian: “What?”

Meanwhile…

Matthew: “It smell good…”
Stephanie: “Yes it does! It’s my home made secret soup!”
Matthew: “Secret?”
Stephanie: “Yes, like, even I don’t know what’s in it!”

Stephanie: “Here’s a nice big bowl for you, be sure to, like, drink it all!”

Stephanie: “Scooch over, I’m gonna, like, make sure you finish every drop!”
Matthew: “Oh Stephanie, you so kind to me.”

Mia: “Do you, like, hear what’s going on in there?”
Olivia: “It sounds like they’re getting close… Like, we’d better not talk too loudly!”
Joanna: “Guys! Do you think that has something to do with Andrea locking herself in the bathroom?”
Emma: “You could be right…”
Mia: “Wait… what are you, like, saying?”
Olivia: “No way…”

Olivia: “Hey Andrea!”
Andrea:  “I need time to myself.”
Joanna: “Wait, where are you going?”

Emma: “Are you coming back?”
Olivia: “Andrea!”

EvilMode: “… That girl’s got it bad.”
Julian: “Oh my! Is she going to be all right?”
EvilMode: “I dunno, man. That a** is lookin’ kinda flat.”
Julian: “What?! Let me see!”

Eventually…

Andrea: * sob * “I’m like so pathetic… I couldn’t even, like, say anything… I just stood there like a statue… and now Stephanie has him all to herself…”

Andrea: “…Now he’ll never notice me!” * loud sobbing *

???: “ANDREA!”

Andrea: “What?! Who’s there?!”

???: “ANDREA, OVER HERE!”

Andrea: “… Gewinne!th!”

Gewinne!th: “ANDREA, IT’S NOT TOO LATE!”
Andrea: “But it is too late! They’re, like, in the hut, and…”
Gewinne!th: “YOU DIDN’T SEE THEM KISSING, DID YOU?”
Andrea: “… No…”
Gewinne!th: “THEN YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!”

Andrea: “But I’m scared! Every time I see him, I, like, get stuck!”
Gewinne!th: “YOU MUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, ANDREA! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!”
Andrea: “I… I, like, don’t know how!”
Gewinne!th: “NOW’S THE TIME TO UNLEASH YOUR WOMAN POWER!”
Andrea: “… But I don’t have any woman power! I’m just a girl!”

Gewinne!th: “EVERY GIRL IN HEARTLAKE CITY HAS WOMAN POWER! DON’T YOU SEE? YOUR FRIENDS USE THEIRS EVERY DAY!
“STEPHANIE USED HERS TO BECOME A WORLD FAMOUS POP SINGER!
“MIA USES HERS TO TALK TO THE ANIMALS!
“OLIVIA RUNS THE BIGGEST COMPANY IN ALL OF HEARTLAKE CITY!
“AND EMMA WENT FROM BEING A SHRINKING VIOLET TO A BEAUTIFUL KARATE MASTER!”

Gewinne!th: “AND YOU HAVE IT TOO. BE STRONG AND LET IT OUT!”
Andrea: “I don’t know how to…”

Gewinne!th: “# you can do it… #”

Andrea: “… You’re right…”

Andrea: “… I… I can feel it…”

Andrea: “It feels amazing…”
Gewinne!th: “THAT’S IT! YOU’RE DOING IT!”

Andrea: “I can do it… I can do it!”

Andrea: “I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!”

Gewinne!th: “YES! YOU DID IT!”

Andrea: “Thanks Gewinne!th! I have to claim Matthew!”

Gewinne!th: “YOU GO GIRL FRIEND! AND TELL EMMA IT AIN’T OVER! SHE’D BETTER NOT GO TO SLEEP!”

Then…

Matthew: “Your soup was very delicious, I enjoy it so much!”
Stephanie: “I’m so glad you liked it, I like, made it just for you!”

Matthew: “I feel much better now.”
Stephanie: “I’m like, glad to hear that too. I have something else for you…”
Matthew: “Something else? What is it?”
Stephanie: “Come closer…”

Andrea: “MATTHEW! I’m comin’, baby!”

Julian: “It’s Andrea! She’s come back!”
EvilMode: “She looks like she’s about to whup somebody ABS!”

Andrea: “Here’s your boat!”
Olivia: “Andrea! Woah, watch out!”

Andrea: “Outta my way, I’m in heat!”
EvilMode: “Oh s***!”

Julian: “Aaaaagh!”

Andrea: “Get your hands off my MAN!”

Matthew: “Woah!”
Stephanie: “Aagh! What was that?!”

Andrea: “YOU!”
Stephanie: “Andrea! What are you… Hey! My hair!”

Andrea: “GET OUT!”

Matthew: “Andrea, what hap -”
Andrea: “SHUT UP!”

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Andrea: * gasp pant pant * “That felt so good…”

Matthew: “Hijole! What happen to you?”
Andrea: “I’m crazy about you, Matthew! I’ve thought about you since we first met! I can’t get you out of my head!”
Matthew:  “Oh Andrea, you so silly! Why you no say so?”

Andrea: “You never gave me the chance!”
Matthew: “Andrea…”
Andrea: “How dare you make me wait like that! You’re not leaving here ’til I’m through!”
Matthew: “Waoah, Andrea! Wait!”
Andrea: “# and I am telling you, you’re gonna love meeeeeee! #”
Matthew: “Oy yoy yoy…”

Katharina: * gasp * “Ahhhh, the sound of passionate lovemaking! I’m so proud of Andrea, I could cry! She finally mastered her woman power and become real woman!”

Katharina: “Not like you, with your pathetic karate chops and indecision! I make you a real woman yet! Come see me at Summer Riding Camp!”

Mia: “But… we don’t have to, like, do that any more! There’s no more reviews!”
Katharina: “WHAT?! No more reviews?! This is an outrage! I demand to have my storyline revealed!”
Mia: “I know, right? I don’t even, like, get to have a love interest!”
Emma: “I guess it all worked out for the best then…”
Joanna: “And I guess I won’t have the chance to say I’m sorry…”

Julian: “Stay away from me!”
Joanna: “I’m sorry for running you over the other day… I know it’s unforgivable, you can run me over if you want to.”
Julian: “It’s okay, just… don’t hurt me!”
EvilMode: “That figure though…”

Katharina: “There he is! Mr Sigfig, tell me it is not true!”
Mia: “Are you really never going to do any more reviews? What about Emma’s storyline?”
Emma: “Shhhh!”
EvilMode: “Yeah, what about me getting it on with this fine-a** girl right here?”

It’s true, I’m done reviewing. It’s time for me to move on.

Katharina: “What about my Summer Riding Camp? You didn’t even build it!”
Emma: “You’ve even got an unopened Heartlake News Van!”

EvilMode: “I guess that’s it then…”

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