REVIEW: Heartlake Shopping Mall

Set number:
41058
Release year:
2014
Theme(s):
# of parts:
1120
# of figures:
4
RRP
GBP 79.99 / USD 109.99
WARNING: this review may contain content unsuitable for children.

Fun with the set

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*click click*

Julian: “That’s it! Lovely! Good, good! Look over to the left for me, luv! That’s hot!”

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Julian: “Ohh yeah, that’s good! Now, get your kit off! Just kidding! One more… perfect!”

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Stephanie: “Wew! That was, like, sooo exhausting!”
Julian: “You’re a natural, darling! Solid gold!”
Dog: “Woof!”

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Sophie: “Hey, Stephanie! Emma!”
Stephanie: “Oh hi Sophie!
Sophie: “Would you like to come and have a free makeover?”

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Stephanie: “Like, a free makeover?”
Sophie: “Yes, they’re giving people free treatments if you try out their new garra rufa fish spa!”
Julian: “Crikey, a fish spa? That sounds dreadful!”

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Stephanie: “Um… that sounds, like, icky… but yeah! I like, haven’t had my nails done in, like, ages…”
Sophie: “Great! There’s a nail bar too: I can do your nails if you like!”
Stephanie: “Cool!”

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Emma: “That sounds nice, but I want to get something to eat…”
Julian: “Rather! I’m feeling parched me’self!”
Stephanie: “No, WAIT!

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Stephanie: “You can’t, like, leave me!  EvilMode’s gonna, like, come and get me!”
Julian:EvilMode? Who’s that?”
Emma: “Don’t be silly, Drew promised he won’t be in the part of the review! Besides, you won’t be alone – Sophie’s there!”
Stephanie: “I know, but… Come with me, I’m like, scared!”
Emma: “You’ll be fine! We’ll be back soon, okay?”

Later…

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Julian: “That’s a beautiful shot, keep looking at the dress!”
Emma: “*gasp* Isn’t that that such a beautiful dress?”

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Julian: “That’s a wedding dress, right?”
Emma: “I wish I could wear a dress like that one day…”
Julian: “Well why don’t you try it on right now?”

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Emma:What?
Julian:Go on! I’m sure they’ll let you try it on for a bit; you can be a bride for a day!”
Emma: “Oh… I don’t know…”
Julian:Give it a try! They can only say no!”
Emma: “… well, I guess I could ask…”

Twenty minutes later…

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Julian: “You all right in there?”
Emma: “I’m ready… don’t stare at me, okay?”

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Emma: “What do you think?”
Julian: “… woah…”

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Emma: “Is it bad?”
Julian: “N-n-no! I, uh… Lemme take a picture…”
Emma: “Oh no, don’t take my picture!”
Julian: “Relax, you look wonderful! More than wonderful…”

Meanwhile…

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Sophie: “So, what’s been happening with you, Stephanie? I hear you’re a worldwide pop sensation now!”
Stephanie: “Like, I was, but it made Andrea, like, so unhappy… she wanted to be, like, the world famous singer, y’know?”
Sophie: “How’s she doing, anyway?”
Stephanie: “She’s like, fine now; she’s, like, auditioning today for a record deal!”

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Sophie: “That’s great! Tell me: who is this EvilMode I hear so much about?”
Stephanie: “Oh, I really, like, don’t like him! He’s always teasing me!”
Sophie: “Teasing? How?”
Stephanie: “Like, every time he, like, shows up, he, like, makes things happen!”

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Sophie: “Really? It sounds like he’s trying to get your attention!”
Stephanie: “Like, what?!
Sophie: “Sounds like it’s working, too!”
Stephanie: “Oh shush you, it’s, like, nothing like that! I hate him!”
Sophie: “Okay Stephanie…”

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Sophie: “There you go; all done!”
Stephanie: Wow, thank you Sophie! They’re like, gleaming!”
Sophie: “Any time!”

Then…

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Emma: “Hey, stop that!”
Julian: “The camera loves you, baby! Just a few more…”
Emma: “Come on, I’m not one of your models!”

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Julian: “That’s rot! You’re perfect!”
Emma: “Not funny…”
Julian: “Hey, I can’t help being complementary! Besides, it’s true!”
Emma: “There’s no such thing as perfect, anyway!”

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Julian: “If that’s so, then I’ll be darned if you’re not close.”
Emma: “Come on, stop being silly!”
Julian: “Well in any case, I am starving! I hope this pizza is as good as that fella Sabe suggests…”

A few moments ago…

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Stephanie: “Like, thanks so much for the manicure!”
Sophie: “You’re welcome! Oh, I’d like you to have this too.”
Stephanie: “Like, no way! Nachel Magenta nail polish?”
Sophie: “I’ve got plenty at home; consider it a gift.”
Stephanie: “Oh, thank you!”
Sophie: “Be sure to come back, and spread the word!”

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Stephanie: “Hmm… let’s take a look in here…”

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Stephanie: “Hello? Like, is there any service? No? Hmmm… I haven’t worked out in, like, ages…”

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Stephanie:One..two..three.. # let’s get physical, physical… # Hey, that should be, like, my new song! Oh poo, I’m not, like, a world-famous singer any more…”

Elsewhere…

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Julian: “A couple more, smile for the camera!”
Emma: “Oh, be careful Julian, you’ll fall!”
Julian: “Nonsense, keep looking at me! Lean over a bit!”

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Emma: “Ohhh, I really think you should get down from there…”
Julian: “One more, just like that! Got it! Okay.”
Emma: “Please, come back here!”

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Julian: “*pant* See? No problem.”
Emma: “You really had me worried!”

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Stephanie: “Weeeeeeeeeee!”

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Julian: “You’re so beautiful, Emma… I want to kiss you.”
Emma: “… wwhat?”
Julian: “Seeing you in that dress… I’ve never seen anyone as gorgeous as you.”
Emma: “Oh my…”
Julian: “Just one kiss…”
Emma: “Wait! Julian, I…”

* trip backwards *

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Emma: “agh!”
Julian: “Owwwwww, me nose!”

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* clunk *

Stephanie: “Aaaagh! Who turned out the lights?”

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Emma: “Julian, I’m so sorry! Are you all right?”
Julian: “Ugh… I thenk m’nows is brokin…”
Stephanie: “Oh no! Like… Like… Like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”

CRASHHHHHHH

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Emma:Stephanie!
Stephanie: “Owwww…. Why does this, like, always happen to meee? * sob sob*”